Battlefield Rants

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Epic Fail Moments in Sniper HIstory (Often Repeated)



LOL! Self proclaimed 1337 snipers.  What a joke!  Their 1337ness is defined by their selfish pursuit of the ultimate KDR, with little or no regard to the negative impact it has on their team.  They are the bane of any team that puts forth effort to win.  

Here are some examples that has earned them the glorious, self given title, n00bkiller:
  1. Pilot an aircraft, then fly to a high, remote spot only to eject with no regard to your passenger load.
  2. Repeatedly get killed trying to get behind enemy lines...despite being seen multiple times.
  3. Place a mobile spawn point in your own deployment--and other useless locations.
  4. Hide as far from the objective as possible.
  5. Compete with friendly snipers for a sniping position in your deployment. If they won't move, tk them.
  6. Continue to choose the recon class despite there being 5 other snipers on your team.
  7. After doing any of the above, when confronted say, "You mad bro?" or some variation thereof.
Have more examples of sniper fail moments?  Love to hear them, so we can laugh at their epic stupidity.  Post them in the comments!

The effect of a 1337 sniper on his team.


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